Do vagina's smell?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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