I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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