? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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