We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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