stop calling my apartment porn island.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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