just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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