My liver just broke up with me...
North Korea, Best Korea!
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize