where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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