my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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