we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize