If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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