ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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I just want to make out with him forever
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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