shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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