You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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