I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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