When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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