We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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