Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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