that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I think I sprained my soul last night
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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