On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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