1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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