I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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