I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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