We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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be right there i have to get my cape
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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