a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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