Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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