I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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