Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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