i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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