Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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