i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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