Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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