i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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