she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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