she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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