Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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