as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize