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  • 213 43
    Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 11, 10 at 10:03am
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    Uh yeah. You should definitely do that, it's called foreplay. Learn to read between the lines, she's giving you a hint.

  • 115 31
    Submitted by CapN_Winky on Sep 11, 10 at 1:33pm
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    if guts can't figure out foreplat without calling it pregaming I see a lot of sexually frustrated women in the future

  • 85 34
    Submitted by Nightshade on Sep 11, 10 at 5:33pm
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    How did a text about foreplay get turned into an Obama-bash-athon?

  • 60 34
    Submitted by nena93 on Sep 11, 10 at 5:18pm
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    wow you guys are all fucking ignorant comparing a nazi to a socialist. do you know the difference? obviously not

  • 63 54
    Submitted by kallie12 on Sep 12, 10 at 2:51am
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    Ur a Nazi jurnt!!

  • 59 46
    Submitted by notTexan on Sep 12, 10 at 2:16am
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    Interesting analogy but she shouldn't have to tell you. Are you from Texas?

  • 57 46
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Sep 11, 10 at 8:36pm
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    Leave political retardism talk for somewhere else. And who the fuck says pregaming instead of foreplay??? What were you pregaming before the football game to watch ever minute of sports moves to postgame it later????!

  • 49 38
    Submitted by pmkatter on Sep 12, 10 at 12:52am
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    Love the pregame

  • 47 38
    Submitted by hockeyhouse on Sep 12, 10 at 9:54pm
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    She was probably just trying to use words he understands.

  • 50 47
    Submitted by MattJB87 on Sep 11, 10 at 9:17am
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    Fairbanks?

  • 42 33
    Submitted by jerZgyal11 on Sep 12, 10 at 7:06pm
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    Moist her kitty.. Let it Slide right inn

  • 46 42
    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 11, 10 at 3:44pm
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    Stop fucking kids

  • 29 18
    Submitted by emmikins69 on Apr 9, 11 at 4:11pm
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    Haha yes

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Lancaster on Sep 11, 10 at 10:12am
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    Jernst: Can anyone tell me why people think calling names is a substitute for actual facts? Fact: the Tea Bag Party --oops, Sorry. Lemon Party is mostly white men over 45.

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 10 at 10:58am
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    Well hitler was half jewish

  • 28 32
    Submitted by imilfhunter on Jan 15, 11 at 9:00am
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    It's a trick, just like men have to Negotiate for Head...\nDon't fall for it lol

  • 11 14
    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Feb 6, 12 at 11:48pm
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    Hey there, dumbasses, pretty sure they're talking bout buttsecks...

  • 11 16
    Submitted by AkBeautiful907 on Jun 11, 12 at 12:31am
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    Wasilla?

  • 2 10
    Submitted by ElChicheron on Nov 18, 12 at 6:55pm
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    Dont u just love "subtle" himts