I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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