It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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