he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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