worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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