i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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