i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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