So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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