Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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