gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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