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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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