Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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