And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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